End of year

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Ham Kar Link ah Ham Kar Link, robert zai ah robert zai,
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Life has been fucking busy lately. That's why you don't see me fuck around here so often now. If you ask me:-

"What the fuck are you busy with??"

I will answer you:-

"It's none of your fucking business!!"

See, that's what we called... communication.

Alright, I know I'm bullshitting here.

You know what, some money-making thoughts have crossed my mind recently. I think it really works and everybody also can do it without any problem. Let me share with you today.

If you are a hardware shop taukeh like Ah Pek, you can go to the nearest residential area to simply spray on people houses there. The uglier the better. Remember to do it in the middle of the night so that no one see you doing this fucking crazy job. So the next morning when the house owner wake up from their sweetdream, they will be fucking shock and mad to see their house have been sprayed!! So the first they will do is, to go to your hardware shop for some new ICI paints to repaint their house because Chinese New Year is coming soon. We Chinese damn love our face a lot, we can't celebrate this big day with our house not nice one. So if you're running a hardware shop, you really can get lotsa business this time.

If you are a computer-programmer, I suggest you to write your own virus program and spread it around over internet or whatever fucking ways you one, to the whole wide world. But remember to write another program to eliminate your virus program as a fucking unique solution. Why?? Because you need to sell your solution to those lan jiao anti-virus software company and you really can get a good paycheck here!!

If you are a mechanic who repairs cars, I suggest you to go and get a baseball bat first. What's that for?? Easy... Go and break people's car windscreen in the middle of the night. Why?? Do you want me to explain more??

If you are a police, you can go and rob a bank at anytime. If you're so fucking unlucky to be arrested, no worries. All the police are your colleagues, they will not do anything to you but will release you to rob more again. Thanks to lack of transparency of our so-called pihak yang berkuasa (relevant authority)!!

If you are a fucker like me, all you need to do is just to go and fuck more. Thank you!! Happy Fucking New Year to all of you!!

I'm about to leave for Cameron Highlands soon. See you nex year!!

Ji Mui are good!!

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Let's check out Ham Kar Links!!
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A lot of people ask me how I get to know so many people or how to enlarge our friend circle or network or whatever fuck you want to call it!! Basically there are so many ways to meet people. One that you should know which is through friend search service by most instant messengers available. This is the most cheapest and easiest way I reckon. When something comes to cheap, easy and simple, there will not be any excitement in it.

I know Jeane through a close female friend of mine, SP. SP is my classmate in the college and we have been very close since then. She's from a girl school and because of that, I got to know a lot of girl friends too. Coincidentally one of SP's close friend, Jeane is my late-brother's friend's sister. I saw Jeane before because we went to school by the same school bus, but I didn't know her in person. I hadn't seen her got so many fucking years, after I moved to the place I'm staying now.

In one fine evening, SP called we a bunch of macho guys out for yamchar and she promised she will bring a few more leng lui to introduce to us. SP is very considerate and she really kept her promise. Those girl friends she brought out that night are those close to Amber Chia's standard if not Yip Chi Mei. Jeane is one of SP's ji mui there.

When Jeane saw me that night, she said:-

Jeane :: "Wow, you changed a lot. You're so macho now. But last time also not bad. Now you look more muscular and more macho. Got girlfriend already issit??"
Tiuniasing :: "Ohh... Are you Ah Loong's sister?? Hehee... I know who you are. I went to your house a few times with my late-brother to fix your brother's computer. But I was too shy to talk to you though I saw you a few times walking around with your sexy lingerie on. It had been so many years I didn't see you already. Usually you and the girls occupying the backseats of the school bus and you're like the dai kah jeh there."
Jeane :: "Yeah. But why you so shy?? You don't look that shy kay??"
Tiuniasing :: "Because... Hehee... I don't know. Maybe I was too shy to talk to a pretty like you."
Jeane :: "Hahaa... I'm pretty?? You sweet talkers, you must be pulling my leg. I am not pretty enough to open up your mouth issit?? So you got girlfriend now??"
Tiuniasing :: "Now don't have."

I had a fling with her after that that SP also doesn't know about it until today!! We did it behind SP and you can never know how good the feeling is if you haven't had it once in your life before. The feeling is so different for both Jeane and I now when we come out together with SP and her ji muis!!

My New Blog... Tiuniahai

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This is not a sponsored post!!
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Hey all, I've created a new blog for myself. I feel like sharing more about my life after married here. But I do not know what I can share with you. Hmm... Okay, maybe I will write how I proposed to my wife in September?? Maybe... How I met her?? Or maybe, when was the first time we had sex or perhaps our sex life?? I don't know. Maybe you can give me some suggestions. Okay, bookmark this:- http://tiuniahai.blogspot.com

A new blog

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sponsored post!!
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I have a new blog to share with you guys here, it's called, PayPerPost blog. What is so special with the blog?? I don’t know because I have yet to click on the link. But I know what you can see in the blog. You can get to read all the PPP news and updates. You can also watch the crazy video. Ehh… How I know?? Because it’s written in the opportunity description. Hahaa… Well, since it has so much fun with the blog, I think I will click on the link above right after I finish this post!! Merry Christmas and Happy New year to all…

Merry Christmas

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Ham Kar Links
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Christmas is just around the corner and I'm sure many of you have already been in holiday mood since many days ago. December is really a good month. I love December so much. It's the month after November, and it comes before January. I feel so good to know about it. Also, I think it is one of the month which have the most public holidays.

A friend of mine asks me to share some pervert stories with you here, but I'm not in the mood to write hamsap stories because I'm at work now. You know, it's not so good to think about hamsap thing when there is a 34-D hot-chick is sitting in front of me. I'm here wishing all of you to a good Christmas and let's be merry!!

HP Photo Gear

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Sponsored post!!
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I'm looking for a 6 megapixel digital camera and I need a high quality colour printer for quality digital photography. As I surfed on the internet, I found that HP has several cameras that I'm interested in. It's HP Photosmart R727 Digital Camera is packed with 6.2 megapixels for super-sharp true-to-life shots, plus 24x total zoom which is one of the highest zoom available. I especially like its slim size that's so convenient to be kept in my pocket without a mess. One of its coolest features is that you can play with photos via the in-camera design gallery in this camera. It's like a photo-editing application installed in your camera to add creative touches to photos with 27 photos enchancement features, such as artistic effects and borders for a personal picture experience.

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The bitch from the beach, Pangkor Laut

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Christmas is just around the corner. Don't drink and drive slow kay??
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My wife and I decided to go to Pangkor Laut after our wedding as our pre-honeymoon trip. The Hokkaido trip is going to make it in the winter, about 8 to 9 months after our wedding. It's kinda long having to wait for so many months for Hokkaido, and both of us really can't wait to relax ourselves after the massive wedding. So we will enjoy one of the top 20 most fabulous spa retreats in the world at Pangkor Laut first.

So I called to Pangkor Laut Resort to make a reservation yesterday. Mahai, you know what?? That is the most fucking lousiest customer service that I have ever experienced in my life. I called to their customer service and a lady answered the call. She asked me where I'm calling from. After she knows that I'm a Malaysian, her attitude totally changed and she doesn't even know how to handle a proper customer call. The way she talks is like talking to a beggar on the street, maybe worse than that!! So I confronted her why does she not respect me as a customer and ask me questions politely, and this cheebye bitch ignored me and kept asking me about my details very rudely, without changing her tone and attitude all. The way she asked for my details is like, "Name??", "Yes.", "Yeah", "No."... And she doesn't even know how to say please.

I am fucking mad at this time. I asked what her name is, and I straight away slapped her in her fucking cheebye face. I don't mean physically slapping her. I told her that I was calling to make a reservation and potentially I'm their customer, and I wasn't expecting this kind of lanjiao service from her. I also told her that I'm gonna fucking complain about her fucking cheebye attitude to her manager and I really wanted teach her a good lesson for her dog-eye-look-people-down attitude!!

I'm still finding ways to give the bitch a good lesson. I may reveal our conversation here as I always do. I want you to have a look at how rude she is on the phone. Also, I'm still thinking if I should post her name, Pangkor Laut Resort contact number, and also the manager I talked to yesterday. I will want to ensure that the resort will do something to it so that it will never happen again in the future.

Hyperestol (High Blood Pressure Remedy)

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"tin choi yu bak chi"

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No worries, this is not a sponsored post!!
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This is Sony "30secs To A Brand New VAIO" contest. A guy friend of mine sent me this link to view the top 5 videos submitted by the contestants. You can take part by voting the video that you like the most. But you have to sign up an account in order to vote. I'm too lazy to fill up the registration form. Therefore I'd like to share the one I picked with you here. Enjoy the short video...

Official launch :: Rudolf in your house

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Ham Kar Links is something fucking cool!!
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You may download the song from here and here.

The singers for this song are:-

5xMom
Allison
Angel
Cocka
Crazy Girl
CY Gemini
Helen
Inevitable
JKN
John Ong
Kenny Ng
King's Wife
Lady Moon
Lin Peh
Little Patchi
LP
Matthew Kang
Rojak
Seng Kor
Simple American
Tiu Niasing

Special thanks to:-

JKN:
For mixing the intro.

John Ong
For doing the Penang Hokkien RAP and hosting the file.

Kenny Ng
For playing the rock and roll guitar.

5xMom
For hosting the file and giving out cash!!

~TheAngel~:
For doing such a wonderful job with the graphic design !!

Rudolf in Your House

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Have you been ham kared, no?? make it quick!!
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The Lin Peh sing song projeck for Christmas 2006, Rudolf in Your House will be officially launch here at 11:18am (Yat Yat Yat Fatt), Malaysia no light savings time, on Monday 18th December 2006. Please remember to cum and sappot and get your free copy of the song !
- Lin Peh

Reflexology

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Let's don't forget something which is fucking important, it's the Ham kar Links
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I just went to a body massage and reflexology center with my wife this afternoon. She went there for body massage, and I waited for her there. I didn't go for it as I had a basketball match in the evening. The body massage takes one hour to finish.

The waiting room isn't actually a room for waiting. Perhaps I should call it a living room instead because it's only a sofa next to the counter, at the front part of the shop. Reflexology or we can call it foot massage, is to be done at the front part of the shop as well, so I can see how the reflexologists pinch the customers'' feet and legs. And body massage is to be undergone at the back of the shop where there are many rooms partitioned and covered.

One of the reflexologist is an ah pek who really talks a lot. He was serving a fucking ugly fei zai. The fei zai is actually an ah long (loan shark). Today, he brought another two of his ma zai (follower) for reflexology and body massage. One of his ma zai, let's call him so hai, is in his first time to a reflexology center. I have to remind you that this is a proper reflexology center, not a gai dao!!

The ah pek is a damn fucking talkative guy. While waiting for my wife, I could hear his voice for one full fucking hour and it's supposed to be damn fucking annoying. But thank god, this ah pek is a joker:-

ah pek :: "Wei fei zai, like this one okay or not?? Issit painful??"
fei zai :: "WOI!! Don't call me fei zai lah!!"
ah pek :: "Mahai, don't call fei zai then call you what?? Leng zai ah?? You also sohai one!!"

Then everyone in the shop laughed like hell and the fei zai blushed immediately. Then there was a lady massager called sohai to go to the back of the shop for body massage:-

Lady massager :: "Hey, come. You follow me for body massage now."
sohai :: "Now ah?? Ehh..."
fei zai :: ""Go lah... Go..."
sohai :: "Ehh... Emmm..."
ah pek :: "Your boss asks you to to go, you must go. If he asks you to fuck, you must fuck also!!"

Recycle

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FUCKING IMPORTANT notice --> Click here to know more about Ham Kar Links!!
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1:26:24 PM EeLeen :: mr, u so lazy
1:26:30 PM EeLeen :: copy my entry n post as comment
1:26:32 PM Tiuniasing :: why leh??
1:26:33 PM Tiuniasing :: hahaaa...
1:26:37 PM EeLeen :: :(
1:26:45 PM Tiuniasing :: that's what we called... SAVE THE WORLD lah...
1:26:54 PM EeLeen :: dumb
1:27:11 PM Tiuniasing :: recycle ma...
1:27:19 PM Tiuniasing :: this is a good way to save the world!!!
1:27:27 PM Tiuniasing :: you dun recycle one?? no good la you...
1:28:04 PM EeLeen :: good ur head
1:28:11 PM EeLeen :: :S
1:28:13 PM Tiuniasing :: which head??
1:28:22 PM EeLeen :: haiz

Don't fuck outside your office

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Usually I will be 10 to 20 minutes late to come back from lunch because I have to take a nap during my lunch break. I think it's good for our health to take a short nap in the afternoon everyday so that we won't get too tired working for too long hour. I feel more energetic after a short period of sleep and I believe my performance at work will be good too. I can blog more also!!

But I'm 20 minutes early today. I'm rushing for a proposal for my work, so I made a quick lunch and came back to office early to finish up my work. When I came back, I saw my colleague, Li Chin is in a car with her boyfriend, at the carpark. I can recognise Li Chin's boyfriend's car because he drives Li Chin to work everyday, and he will pick her up for lunch too. Everyone in my office knows that Li Chin's boyfriend drives a Kelisa and we know how lovely she is with her dear boyfriend.

When I came into my room, I walked to the windows to drink some water. I can see the carpark from the windows. Mahai, guess what I saw from the windows just now?? I caught a free show starred by Li Chin and her boyfriend. Wahh... They were kissing and hugging each other in the car, and I saw her boyfriend's right hand is inside Li Chin's mini skirt digging something. Mahai, you think Li Chin is having constipation so that her boyfriend has to dig shits out of her?? C'mon... Both of them are so fucking horny until they can't stand and want to settle it in the car during the lunch break kay!! Nice show...

Some people like me would take a nap during lunch break, but some people like Li Chin and her boyfriend will have something different to do. Bugger!! Because of that, I have wasted my napping time and my work is delayed!!

Ham Kar Links

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Last post for today!!
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Hey all, I've created Ham Kar Links in the sidebar. What's that for?? You can simply guess by its words. Yes, it's for me to exchange links with you!! Just drop me a comment in this entry and write your blog address there, then automatically your blog will appear in Tiuniasing's Ham Kar Links.

Come on, don't be shy. Let's fuck Ham Kar Links together!!

Mirror-whore

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You pay more, I blog more... Fair and square!!
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I had my breakfast at the restaurant again this morning. I didn't order my usual breakfast-breads, as I wanted to have something new today. You see, it's kinda bored to eat the same thing everyday. I tried their wanton noodle.

The wanton noodle maker is an unmarried-woman in her early 30s, I guess. She is just another woman who works in a restaurant tying up a apron all day long without lipstick and eye-liner on. Why would I say she's not married?? Because she doesn't look like a married woman. It's only a description about her and no offence to her status.

When I approached to the stall and ordered my food just now, I saw a mirror on a rack of the stall. The mirror is hung right above the stove where she will spend most of her time there. I was curious with the existence of the mirror and it really freaked me out. After I ordered my food and went back to the table, I kept looking at the stall and wanted to know the purpose of the mirror there. At first, I guessed it's there to block the gas or smoke from spreading to the next side of the stall, or maybe just to block the oil or hot water from spilling on the customers or something, but I was wrong.

A few times I saw her standing in front of the stove to cook, she kept on raising her head instead of concentrating on the cooking. She looked into the mirror more frequent than the food that she's cooking. When she looked into the mirror, she really thought that she's in a make up room squeezing pimples. You know, her eyes just can't keep out of the mirror for more than 2 seconds and I was so worried that she will accidently put in some tissuepaper-wrapped-snot instead of wanton when making my wanton noodle. Damn it!!

The truth

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I want to earn more money for milk powder!!
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My brother has ordered a Sutera and will be getting it as soon as the loan approved. He has also been looking around for an apartment. He has visited to a few sample houses. Last Sunday, he told my parents that he has opted one. He drove my parents to the developer office to check out the sample house. Both the folks are satisfied with it and encourage him to book one immediately. My mum told me all this yesterday.

Tiu's mum :: "Tiu, your brother is buying an apartment."
Tiuniasing :: "So how?? Did you ask him not to buy it??"
Tiu's mum :: "No. I encourage him to buy it. The house is nice and it's affordable. I think he can really go for it."
Tiuniasing :: "I thought you don't like us to buy apartment or condo??"
Tiu's mum :: "Why said so??"
Tiuniasing :: "Last time when I wanted to buy my apartment, you cried like a bitch in front of me, begged me not to buy it. But why you are so supporting this time??"
Tiu's mum :: "That's different."
Tiuniasing :: "What's the difference??"
Tiu's mum :: "Because you are you!!"
Tiuniasing :: "So??"
Tiu's mum :: "You know, I was damn worried that you will bring many different girls back to your apartment and I worried something bad will happen one day."
Tiuniasing :: "..."
Tiu's mum :: "And it's so high, 11th floor. I don't want to see anyone's daughter to jump down from your apartment, you know that??"
Tiuniasing :: "..."
Tiu's mum :: "That's why I don't like the idea you buy apartment. Landed property is okay."
Tiuniasing :: "But if something happens, the girls will go to other apartment and make a jump also, what's the difference??"
Tiu's mum :: "I just don't want to see you to get into trouble. That's why I've warned you not to move in before you get married. If not, I will be the first one who jump down from your apartment. Keep in mind!!"

When she cried in front of me that time, she didn't tell why she doesn't want me to buy an apartment. I thought she's so worried that the apartment will collapse one day because our country might hit by earthquake in the future. I was wrong.

Fuck, her main reason really puts me into a big shock!!

It's Monday

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I strongly believe that my parents yamade session is more frequent than ever because they are getting a daughter-in-law soon.
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Another busy weekend is over and another weekend has begun. It's Selangor public holiday due to someone's birthday. I have to work today though my office is located within Selangor. This is one of the many fuckard policy of my company, with the address registered under Selangor but have to follow the Wilayah holiday tariff. So my mood can't be good today for some reasons. I warn you not to trigger my low-EQ button or else I will burn your house immediately. Okay, I know I am telling bullshits. But won't this be something right to do on the first day of the week, I mean bullshitting??

For your information, the past weekend was one of the busiest weekend that I've ever had in my life. Six out of Seven evenings, I had to turn up for some slam-dunk stunts in front of a big crowd of my loyal fans. Kidding. I had basketball matches. There was a total of three tournaments that I played at the same time, with two tournaments have just over. The results aren't really satisfying, one for 1st runner-up, and another is 2nd runner-up. There is another one still playing and I aim for a champion this time. I really hope that my knees will not give me much troubles in the tournament. CHEEBYE, if you fucking want me to lame for life, please allow me to play to the fullest in this tournamet first. You can fucking do whatever shits that you want to me, I don't fucking care. But please, I ask you to give me the fittest form to perform in the coming games!!

Shit, there's an asshole just buzzed me. Let's see what we chatted about:-

Wendy :: ":)"
Tiuniasing :: "Yes?? How may I help you, madam??"
Wendy :: "wat is ur phone no?"
Tiuniasing :: "Sorry, I forgot."
Wendy :: "ur own no, how can you 4give one?"
Tiuniasing :: "Ehh... You never call me also, why do you want my number??"
Wendy :: "i ll message u when i m free"
Tiuniasing :: "I don't need your message. Just fuck off!!"

There are some assholes that I can't get rid of, and Wendy is one of them. I've removed her from the contact list many decades ago, but she still keeps mine. What a loyal asshole. For your information, she used to sms me to ask me out for sex.

Just a date

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My mother warned me not to fuck around anymore!!
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When I was outside my office just now for a shot of nicotine booster, I recalled the moment when I told my mum that I wanted to get married. She was so calmed after hearing it though she only saw my wife once.

Tiuniasing :: "Mum, I want to marry the girl I brought home yesterday."
Tiu's mum :: "Are you kidding me??"
Tiuniasing :: "Do you like her??"
Tiu's mum :: "Yeah, she is a very nice girl. You two already officially dating each other??"
Tiuniasing :: "Yeap. I want to marry her. What do you think??"
Tiu's mum :: "Sure or not?? I'd be glad if you do."
Tiuniasing :: "I'm serious. You're not surprise?? You only met her once."
Tiu's mum :: "What's to surprise with?? You're old enough to form your own family. If you really marry her, you have all the blessing from me and your dad."
Tiuniasing :: "I've already proposed to her, and she agreed to marry to me."
Tiu's mum :: "Hahaaa... Mum is so happy. Finally you've found the one. So... What have you done for your wedding??"
Tiuniasing :: "None. I just proposed to her yesterday night."
Tiu's mum :: "Her parents know about it already??"
Tiuniasing :: "Nope. She will tell them today."
Tiu's mum :: "Okay. Then I need to check with Loh Tat pit (罗铁笔) to look for a good wedding date. But we must go and visit your soon-to-be wife's parents first."
Tiuniasing :: "Yeah, I will arrange that. But... Do we really need to go through those feng shui stuff to get a date for my wedding??"
Tiu's mum :: "Yes, we must. We find a good date and hope that you and your wife are blessed and to be lovely forever."
Tiuniasing :: "You already know I don't believe in all this. For me, I don't really want to go through that, mum."
Tiu's mum :: "Don't say you don't want."
Tiuniasing :: "Mum, it's my wedding. I'm marrying my wife, not you marry her. I have my own way, so why must I follow your way??"
Tiu's mum :: "You're marrying your wife, but we're getting a daughter-in-law. So you must respect us also."
Tiuniasing :: "Let me ask you. The auntie's son right opposite our house also checked with Loh Tat Pit when he married that time, right??"
Tiu's mum :: "Yeah."
Tiuniasing :: "The uncle in two houses away on our left, when his son married that time, he also checked with Loh Tat Pit, right??"
Tiu's mum :: "Yeah, everyone also do that. The God will bless us if we get a good date."
Tiuniasing :: "But you see... The auntie's son's marriage ended in divorce last year, and the uncle's daughter-in-law is getting a divorce now... Can you see that?? It's so fucking useless to go through all this rubbish date checking with the so-called sifu. They are just there to con you and cheat your money by simply giving you a date and tell some rubbish. I also can do that, mum!!"

The cost of getting Mr. Loh's service is only RM120. It's cheap I would say. But I wonder, a good marriage is only worth RM120?? If yes, why are there so many divorce cases out there?? Are the couples so fucking stingy to fork out RM120 to secure their marriage?? If yes, I will laugh at their stinginess.

Folks are so fucking stubborn when come to this. My mum still insists that a good marriage must get help from Mr. Loh Tat Pit. I wonder if one day Mr. Loh passes away, does that mean everyone's marriage will end in divorce?? If yes, then you better quickly go and simply grab someone and get married, and make sure you pay RM120 to Mr. Loh before he dies!!

Warranty

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I deleted my old blog, but I will continue to share how my balls continue to bounce everyday.
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After the basketball match yesterday, we went for dinner together. My teammates are some jokers who can really make your day when you're with them. I had been with them to clubs before and knowing that they are some good drinkers and nice people with hang out with. You see, to drink with some fucking lousy drinkers is not a good idea because I hate to carry the drunkers to car, I hate to see them out of control and make troubles in the clubs, I hate to see people talking nonsense after being showered by alcohols. So it's so fucking important to look for the right mates for clubbing if you don't want your party time to be turned down.

One of them, Ah Woon is working in a camera shop as a sales person. He told us that some of his customers can be so fucking funny for asking some stupid sohai questions. Their questions can be so sohai such as,"Why is this camera in black color one??"

He said he received a call from a customer:-

customer :: "Hello!!"
Ah Woon :: "Hello, XXX photo. This is Ah Woon speaking. How may I help you, sir??"
customer :: "My wife took my camera and she's lost it."
Ah Woon :: "So??"
customer :: "I bought the camera a few months ago. Does it cover in warranty??"
Ah Woon :: "Sorry sir, the warranty doesn't cover missing of camera."
customer :: "But the camera is less than one year what, it's stated there one year warranty?? Why can't I claim the warranty one??"
Ah Woon :: "In terms and conditions of the warranty, missing of the camera is not covered in it, sir."
customer :: "But..."

He kept on begging Ah Woon to give him a new camera for free to compensate for the missing camera. He even said that it is not his fault for lossing the camera. He said he is innocent in this case and he is eligible for a new replacement from the camera manufacturer for his loyalty to the brand. Ah Woon almost threw the telephone to one of a walk-in customer as he was damn pissed with this stupid one who has skin so thick!!

Come to think of it, maybe we can suggest to our national car-maker to offer warranty where a replacement will be given if we ever lose our car or something on the road. You see, car missing rate is so high in our country and if they can provide such warranty to customers, I believe the sales figure will increase like a rocket taking off. This might come as a rescue plan to save the company from being handed over to foreigners.

Life moves on

You don't have to look around to search for Bouncing Along In Life because I've deleted it yesterday. No joke, it's no longer exist and you can never see it again, so can't I.