Balai FUCK UP story
Short note ::
I am still considering if I should post everything up about what my ex and I chatted about last week.
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I had a busy schedule as I had to travel a lot, from KL to Butterworth and down to JB in 2 weeks in a row. That's the main reason why there weren't many updates recently.
Last Wednesday, my car was hit by a school bus somewhere. It was in the evening about 8:15 pm. I parked my car in front of the restaurant like how you park your car in front of your house, by the road side. The school bus had to make a reverse because its way was blocked due to a function by a temple there. The Indian bus driver was unawared that my car was at the back of his school bus and that was a slightly touch in between its butt and my car's butt. As a result one of my car's rear lamp was broken, and the edge of the butt and the boot cover were dented. The school bus was fine without any damage.
Then the Indian driver came out out the bus and we talked about the compensation. I demanded RM500 for the damages but the driver had no enough money for it. So both of us agreed to make a police report so that we can claim from the insurance for the damages. It had nothing wrong with the Indian school bus driver and I would say he is a very nice guy because he seemed to be very sorry for it. So I drove him to the police station. We chatted a lot about the accident and I could see that he was willing to accept the summons because he knew that he was already wrong in the first place for banging my car.
When we came to the police station, we told our own side of story respectively. I didn't see what he told the officer, and I believe his story is about the same as mine too. Then the officers who jotted down our reports, asked us to stepped up to the sergeant's office for further investigation based on our stories. We were not allowed to see the sergeant together. So we went into the sergeant room one after another.
After the bus driver came out of the room, the sergeant called me in:-
Sergeant :: "Tambi itu cakap dik tak mau settle luar. Mengapa??"
Tiuniasing :: "Nak claim insurance lah."
Sergeant :: "Jadi dik nak saya bagi saman kepada tambi itu??"
Tiuniasing :: "Yalah, dia langgar kereta saya."
Sergeant :: "Tapi dik pun salah juga. Dik tak boleh park kereta di sana."
Tiuniasing :: "Mengapa pulak??"
Sergeant :: "Sebab tiada petak parking."
Tiuniasing :: "Habis mana saya nak park kereta?? Kan itu taman perumahan, dan semua orang pun letak kereta di depan rumah. Mengapa saya tak boleh ni??"
Sergeant :: "Itu bukan parking, dik tak boleh park macam ni..."
Tiuniasing :: "Kalau tak boleh park, then tuan boleh panggil semua anak buah tuan pigi bagi saman kepada semua pemandu di seluruh Malaysia."
Sergeant :: "Kalau tak ada hal berlaku, tak adalah masalah. Tapi kau memang salah sekarang."
I was damn fucking du lan hearing that I would be getting a summon ticket that time:-
Tiuniasing :: "Tak boleh macam ni... Saya datang untuk menuntut ganti rugi saya, sekarang tuan nak bagi saman kepada saya pulak. Kalau majiam tu, tak payahlah saya datang ke balai buat report."
Sergeant :: "So you nak saya bagi saman tak??"
Tiuniasing :: "Mestilah tak nak sebab saya tak bersalah."
Sergeant :: "Tapi dik tak boleh park di sana sebab tak ada petak parking."
Tiuniasing :: "ITU KAN TAMAN PERUMAHAN, DAN SEMUA ORANG PUN BUAT GITU!!"
Sergeant :: "..."
Tiuniasing :: "Lagi pun kereta saya langung tak keluar garisan tepi itu."
Sergeant :: "Itu kan jalan one way?? Kereta dik dah salah arah!!"
Tiuniasing :: "Excuse me sir, itu ialah jalan two way."
Sergeant :: "Itu jalan one way. Kereta kau menghala ke arah yang salah."
Tiuniasing :: "Itu jalan two way. Lagi pun ada garisan berputus-putus di tengah tengah jalan."
Sergeant :: "Tak boleh lah, saya nak bagi you saman lah."
Tiuniasing :: "Apa salah saya sekarang??"
Sergeant :: "Betul you tak mau angkat saman??"
Tiuniasing :: "Mestilah... Saya pun tak salah."
Sergeant :: "Tapi saya boleh tolong. Saya bagi tambi saman. Saya boleh bantu dik."
Tiuniasing :: "Oh... Okay, thank you."
Sergeant :: "Shhh... Cakap lah perlahan-lahan..."
Tiuniasing :: "Oppsss... Sorry."
Sergeant :: "So macam mana??"
Tiuniasing :: "Apa macam mana??"
Sergeant :: "Macam mana dik nak bantu saya??"
Tiuniasing :: "Apa bantu-bantu pulak?? Saya memang tak salah..."
Sergeant :: "Kau nak angkat saman??"
Tiuniasing :: "Tentulah tak nak... RM20 boleh??"
Sergeant :: "RM20 tak boleh bantu. RM100."
Tiuniasing :: "Sorry, saya tak ada sebanyak ni."
Sergeant :: "Kalau macam tu, susah nak bantu dik... Kau pigi tunggu di luar. Panggil tambi itu mari jumpa saya."
Then I waited outside, and the driver entered the room again. While waiting outside, I took out my phone and snaped a photo of the signage hanging on the door, printed the sergeant's name and his rank. I switched the phone to silent mode but the stupid fucking Motorola camera shutter sound still came out, mahai. I think anyone who were inside the room would be able to hear the shutter sound. After that, the driver came out and I was called to enter the room again:-
Tiuniasing :: "Ya tuan..."
Sergeant :: "Dik, saya boleh bantu you sekarang. Kau bagi RM100, habis cerita."
Tiuniasing :: "Tuan kan dah nak bersara?? Saya rasa saya tak perlu nak mengeluarkan satu sen untuk kes ini sebab saya rasa saya memang tak bersalah."
Sergeant :: "Apa kau cakap ni??"
Tiuniasing :: "Saya rasa tuan faham akan maksud saya. Tapi kalau tuan masih nak bagi saya saman, tuan bagi je lah. Tapi saya tak akan bayar saman itu."
Sergeant :: "Tapi kau memang bersalah."
Tiuniasing :: "..."
Sergeant :: "Kau tunggu di luar dulu."
I waited outside his office. A little later, he came out and said this to me:-
Sergeant :: "Okay, sekarang kita settle macam ini. Saya tak bagi dik saman."
Tiuniasing :: "Tapi saya tak nak bayar RM100."
Sergeant :: "Tak payah, okay?? Kereta bawa??"
Tiuniasing :: "Ya, ada di bawah..."
Sergeant :: "Mari kita pigi ambil gambar."
Tiuniasing :: "Lepas tu??"
Sergeant :: "Lepas tu you boleh claim tambi punya insurance."
After we had done in the police station, we chatted about it in the car while sending the driver back. Both of us agreed and were very sure that the sergeant was playing two sides. The sergeant told each of us with a different story just to look for every opportunity take money for minum kopi!! The most du lan is that the sergeant had a red "ANTI RASUAH" badge on his right shoulder. Damn it, fuck you MR. SERGEANT!!
I am still considering if I should post everything up about what my ex and I chatted about last week.
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I had a busy schedule as I had to travel a lot, from KL to Butterworth and down to JB in 2 weeks in a row. That's the main reason why there weren't many updates recently.
Last Wednesday, my car was hit by a school bus somewhere. It was in the evening about 8:15 pm. I parked my car in front of the restaurant like how you park your car in front of your house, by the road side. The school bus had to make a reverse because its way was blocked due to a function by a temple there. The Indian bus driver was unawared that my car was at the back of his school bus and that was a slightly touch in between its butt and my car's butt. As a result one of my car's rear lamp was broken, and the edge of the butt and the boot cover were dented. The school bus was fine without any damage.
Then the Indian driver came out out the bus and we talked about the compensation. I demanded RM500 for the damages but the driver had no enough money for it. So both of us agreed to make a police report so that we can claim from the insurance for the damages. It had nothing wrong with the Indian school bus driver and I would say he is a very nice guy because he seemed to be very sorry for it. So I drove him to the police station. We chatted a lot about the accident and I could see that he was willing to accept the summons because he knew that he was already wrong in the first place for banging my car.
When we came to the police station, we told our own side of story respectively. I didn't see what he told the officer, and I believe his story is about the same as mine too. Then the officers who jotted down our reports, asked us to stepped up to the sergeant's office for further investigation based on our stories. We were not allowed to see the sergeant together. So we went into the sergeant room one after another.
After the bus driver came out of the room, the sergeant called me in:-
Sergeant :: "Tambi itu cakap dik tak mau settle luar. Mengapa??"
Tiuniasing :: "Nak claim insurance lah."
Sergeant :: "Jadi dik nak saya bagi saman kepada tambi itu??"
Tiuniasing :: "Yalah, dia langgar kereta saya."
Sergeant :: "Tapi dik pun salah juga. Dik tak boleh park kereta di sana."
Tiuniasing :: "Mengapa pulak??"
Sergeant :: "Sebab tiada petak parking."
Tiuniasing :: "Habis mana saya nak park kereta?? Kan itu taman perumahan, dan semua orang pun letak kereta di depan rumah. Mengapa saya tak boleh ni??"
Sergeant :: "Itu bukan parking, dik tak boleh park macam ni..."
Tiuniasing :: "Kalau tak boleh park, then tuan boleh panggil semua anak buah tuan pigi bagi saman kepada semua pemandu di seluruh Malaysia."
Sergeant :: "Kalau tak ada hal berlaku, tak adalah masalah. Tapi kau memang salah sekarang."
I was damn fucking du lan hearing that I would be getting a summon ticket that time:-
Tiuniasing :: "Tak boleh macam ni... Saya datang untuk menuntut ganti rugi saya, sekarang tuan nak bagi saman kepada saya pulak. Kalau majiam tu, tak payahlah saya datang ke balai buat report."
Sergeant :: "So you nak saya bagi saman tak??"
Tiuniasing :: "Mestilah tak nak sebab saya tak bersalah."
Sergeant :: "Tapi dik tak boleh park di sana sebab tak ada petak parking."
Tiuniasing :: "ITU KAN TAMAN PERUMAHAN, DAN SEMUA ORANG PUN BUAT GITU!!"
Sergeant :: "..."
Tiuniasing :: "Lagi pun kereta saya langung tak keluar garisan tepi itu."
Sergeant :: "Itu kan jalan one way?? Kereta dik dah salah arah!!"
Tiuniasing :: "Excuse me sir, itu ialah jalan two way."
Sergeant :: "Itu jalan one way. Kereta kau menghala ke arah yang salah."
Tiuniasing :: "Itu jalan two way. Lagi pun ada garisan berputus-putus di tengah tengah jalan."
Sergeant :: "Tak boleh lah, saya nak bagi you saman lah."
Tiuniasing :: "Apa salah saya sekarang??"
Sergeant :: "Betul you tak mau angkat saman??"
Tiuniasing :: "Mestilah... Saya pun tak salah."
Sergeant :: "Tapi saya boleh tolong. Saya bagi tambi saman. Saya boleh bantu dik."
Tiuniasing :: "Oh... Okay, thank you."
Sergeant :: "Shhh... Cakap lah perlahan-lahan..."
Tiuniasing :: "Oppsss... Sorry."
Sergeant :: "So macam mana??"
Tiuniasing :: "Apa macam mana??"
Sergeant :: "Macam mana dik nak bantu saya??"
Tiuniasing :: "Apa bantu-bantu pulak?? Saya memang tak salah..."
Sergeant :: "Kau nak angkat saman??"
Tiuniasing :: "Tentulah tak nak... RM20 boleh??"
Sergeant :: "RM20 tak boleh bantu. RM100."
Tiuniasing :: "Sorry, saya tak ada sebanyak ni."
Sergeant :: "Kalau macam tu, susah nak bantu dik... Kau pigi tunggu di luar. Panggil tambi itu mari jumpa saya."
Then I waited outside, and the driver entered the room again. While waiting outside, I took out my phone and snaped a photo of the signage hanging on the door, printed the sergeant's name and his rank. I switched the phone to silent mode but the stupid fucking Motorola camera shutter sound still came out, mahai. I think anyone who were inside the room would be able to hear the shutter sound. After that, the driver came out and I was called to enter the room again:-
Tiuniasing :: "Ya tuan..."
Sergeant :: "Dik, saya boleh bantu you sekarang. Kau bagi RM100, habis cerita."
Tiuniasing :: "Tuan kan dah nak bersara?? Saya rasa saya tak perlu nak mengeluarkan satu sen untuk kes ini sebab saya rasa saya memang tak bersalah."
Sergeant :: "Apa kau cakap ni??"
Tiuniasing :: "Saya rasa tuan faham akan maksud saya. Tapi kalau tuan masih nak bagi saya saman, tuan bagi je lah. Tapi saya tak akan bayar saman itu."
Sergeant :: "Tapi kau memang bersalah."
Tiuniasing :: "..."
Sergeant :: "Kau tunggu di luar dulu."
I waited outside his office. A little later, he came out and said this to me:-
Sergeant :: "Okay, sekarang kita settle macam ini. Saya tak bagi dik saman."
Tiuniasing :: "Tapi saya tak nak bayar RM100."
Sergeant :: "Tak payah, okay?? Kereta bawa??"
Tiuniasing :: "Ya, ada di bawah..."
Sergeant :: "Mari kita pigi ambil gambar."
Tiuniasing :: "Lepas tu??"
Sergeant :: "Lepas tu you boleh claim tambi punya insurance."
After we had done in the police station, we chatted about it in the car while sending the driver back. Both of us agreed and were very sure that the sergeant was playing two sides. The sergeant told each of us with a different story just to look for every opportunity take money for minum kopi!! The most du lan is that the sergeant had a red "ANTI RASUAH" badge on his right shoulder. Damn it, fuck you MR. SERGEANT!!
posted by Tiuniasing at 2:08 AM
23 Comments:
hahaha..those 'ANTI RASUAH' mar chan is like tat..actually u r not wrong at all..coz the driver reverse and hit ur car..u r doing the right thing there..most of the ppl will be scare and willing to giv them rm100..
haiya... did u report to ACA ar ??
u took the picture already kan ?? u shud record the conversation as well wor.. hahahaha
do it like the "polis raja di malaysia" blog lah.. record the conversation. then u ask the tambi to record also.. after that u will be the one whos asking him for money haha
Starting from the conversation I alrdy knew what's going to happen. When he's asking for the duit kopi, he didn't cover up the "ANTI" word with his finger ah? Haha
100 bucks for duit kopi is pretty normal i guess? once, i was flagged down by a police man for hogging on the phone while driving. yeah, i know i was in the wrong therefore i was prepared to rasuah the dog. the dog insisted on 50 bucks. after rummaging through my wallet for money, i realised i only have 12 bucks left. so i told him i've got no cash and asked him to give me summon instead. he refused to gimme summon and asked for the 12 bucks! then he asked me if i need to pass through any tolls. i said one 1 ringgit toll. he returned me 1 ringgit and took 11 ringgit.
unbelievable?
believe it.
Ha! In mandarin 'ANTI RASUAH' = ' 暗地 Rasuah' which mean rasuah him silently. That why so many people misunderstand it ROFLMAO
"Excuse me sir, itu ialah jalan two way."
i like this.
"Saya NAnti Rasuah" the badge forgot the 'N' liao.
Haha, my lecturer once got flagged down for speeding, and she didnt want to bribe that mata. She insisted him to give her a summon, and that mata freaked out and ask if she's a journalist or something. At the end they settle for 10 bucks. 10 freaking bucks!
hahahaha... biasa la... luckily you insist you're not at fault... if you're at fault... terus 300!!! that's malaysian traffic rules for you.
by the way... your car always kena bang la... not the first time already i think... i remember reading about an accident before.
-ritchie-,
if he insisted to ask for RM100 from me, I will surely make sure he can make an early retirement and spend the rest of his life in the cell. It's not that I can't afford to fork out RM100 to ease things, I just don't like corruption.
janicepa,
this is what I wanted to do actually. But you know, it happened in a balai, it's the dogs' place full of dogs, you know?? I'm afraid of my own safety. Anything that can risk our lives, we better avoid it. I am expecting some guys from ACA read this story and will come after me. I am ready to work with them to make the cheebye sergeant's life difficult.
ttl!,
hahaa... I have no time for all that. Somemore I don't think the dogs have any extra money to keep my mouth shut.
hao,
no, he didn't. Maybe he had just forgotten to do so.
julie,
yeah, I believe it.
Hey, this lessson taught you not to put so much money in your wallet when you're driving. My cousin brother used this trick all the time. Once, he opened his wallet to show the officer, the only he realised that there were RM3000 cash inside. Then he told the police that the money belonged to his boss. He just collected it for his boss from a client or something like that. The officer bought his story and let him go.
louyea,
wahh... Like that means I must corrupt them more often already to become a good citizen.
dy,
why you like it??
zelle,
muahhaa... You sure or not??
rabbit,
next time, maybe I can tell them that I am a lawyer or something.
zewt,
oh yeah, I just had 2 accidents within 1 year previously. The first one is because I was too sleepy. The second one isn't my fault. It's because the kids on the bike made a dangerous right turning.
maybe it's time to change car? good that you stand up to your principle!
mahai them!!! chibye lor...wanna ask rasuah from mr.Tiu??
Next life la~!!
blardy machan...
vad3r,
yeah, and I have a better idea to get rid of all this. Go read my new entry.
vegemaster,
yeah. I got a good idea to get rid of all this. Go read my new entry.
too sleepy? wah... dangerous la... i guess u didnt read my 'feeling sleepy' post... dangerous betul!
ini sergeant... haha
zewt,
I read that and I saw that photo too. Hmm... Not to say sleepy, but tired lah...
danielctw,
LOL!!
what the..!?
walau luckily u insisted u weren't wrong!
haha!! that saar-chan found a wrong "customer"..
spooky advice: "if next time, give him some hell bank money!"
wa lan er.. you should post the rasuah kia photo at here, so we know or let those ppl work in 'news' see it.. heeh.
huei,
yeah...
spookygrace,
your advice might lead me to hell also. Hmm...
lalakia,
hmm... I will see how, I will see how!!
wah...what for addresing them as TUAN?
Encik is more than enough, they are the public servant not some big boss.
anonymous,
since his rank is higher than the rest of the cops that I met in the police station, and I heard others also called him "tuan", so I ma follow loh!!
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