Fucker, got nothing to do with speeding okay??

Again, I have to tell you that my schedules are tight like hell, I have been driving up to the north and down to the south like no tomorrow. Every week with accumulated mileage of 2000 km, I can’t remember how much pubic hair I have left throughout Malaysia, and I can’t tell how many litre of sperms that I have donated for charity sake. You know, good quality sperm isn’t easy to be found and doing it for charity is always something I would not miss in my life. The girls who got selected to receive my sperm can pray to their own GOD now because of my kindness.

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Lanjiao Kinna ku ku… Chao cheebye Kinna pet pet

Niamahai, 140km/h HO LAN FAI meh? Go try F1 with 300km/h or SKYdive with
200+km/h by feeling the wind on ur face then called fast. Dun try this kind of
cheebye speed(which not fast not slow) in public, dun kill ppl with this kind of
lanjiao speed, mahai.

The above statement is a stupid comment from Kinna on A Different Kind of thought - Highway Lanes.

You lanjiao really think with your penis issit?? 140 km/h memang not fast but so what?? Still faster than 110k m/h if you notice. Perhaps you don’t fucking notice it because your lanjiao can’t even fucking think logically and properly. A car which is capable to go above 200 km/h is considered safe to cruise along the highway at 150km/h without a doubt. You must be not realized about it. Let Tiuniasing ko ko teach you some logics:-

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A different kind of thoughts - Highway Lanes

Did you notice that most of the highways have got three or more lanes now?? As you can see, PLUS (Perlembagaan Lebuhraya Utara Selatan) is massively upgrading most part the highway from two lanes to three lanes. The reason behind is very simple, we have more cars on the road now. More cars means traffic flow is heavy, that's why we need a wider road for smooth traffic flow, especially when the pre and post big days such as Hari Raya and Chinese New Year as whole fucking Malaysian people will be enjoying at least two days off from seeing the bosses' lanjiao face. Deepavalee has got one day off only and I don't fucking know why. Maybe Mr. Samy is not powerful enough?? I don't know, maybe you can tell...

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